100% Bitchcraft

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

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Don’t tell me what to do unless we’re in bed together

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(Source: positivedoodles, via wakeandb1ake)

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micdotcom:

When Jason Disitso saw Officer Jonathan Munoz walk up to his friend and begin inappropriately touching her, sticking his hand in her pockets and frisking her, he did what anyone concerned with her safety might do in the 21st century: He asked another friend for his cell phone and began recording Munoz.

Minutes later, Disitso was being driven away in cuffs. According to sworn testimony from Munoz, the March 12, 2014, incident escalated quickly when Disitso tried to punch him. But as the full video shows, that’s not what happened.

Stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it.
YES THERE ARE BAD COPS.
BUT YA KNOW. THERE ARE GOOD COPS TOO. A LOT OF GOOD COPS.
STOP FEEDING NEGATIVE STIGMA AND BANDWAGONING POLICE HATRED.
If you aren’t happy with the state of your local law enforcement, do something about it. Lobby in your local politics. VOTE IN YOUR LOCAL ELECTIONS. Instead of getting on a computer and fear mongering on the internet.

Seriously. Just stop it.

(Source: mic.com, via macleod)

monobeartheater:

babyhtml:

stop texting, vining, instagraming, tweeting, using ur phone and driving. idc how good of a driver u think u are because ur not. it’s so fucking selfish, ur not the only person on the road and if ur gonna drive it deserves ur full attention. it literally only takes one second, if that, of ur attention being on ur phone for an accident to happen.

reminder that mythbusters proved using your phone is WORSE than driving drunk

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dennys:

sonicthehedgegod:

you know someone at the denny’s offices is having a fucking aneurysm rn because they can’t legally cash in on “let’s mcfreakin lose it”

(ಥ﹏ಥ)

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meladoodle:

THREE DAY WEEKENDS 

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lardypoison:

why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger

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jadwigasofanjou:

“modern au”

more like all characters are now hipsters and have magically become americans somehow

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